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‘yeah that SUCKS!‘ draws negative exposure to anything that sucks by placing it and all the reasons why it sucks at the top of Search Engine results. ‘yeah that SUCKS!’ is the first Anti- Marketing and Anti-PR firm in the world and we want to be the ultimate source for consumer awareness and protection for all mankind. By leveraging state of art technology (proprietary and off the shelf) with our internal knowledge base of Search Engine Optimization and Marketing methods- we are well on our way.
Anything that sucks- companies, bureaucracies, music, people, celebrities, nonebrities- anything that totally sucks! ’yeah that SUCKS!’ is the ultimate source for consumer awareness and revenge
Have you ever been in a situation where your mercy is in the hands of the incompetent few- like at the airport-for example? Perhaps- you have found yourself in a situation where you were totally misled if not totally ripped off. Perhaps- its simply dealing with any given bureaucracy. How about getting fired for no real or fair reason- than dealing with COBRA? Well that SUCKS! yeah that SUCKS! Those are all situations that suck.
Companies:
Companies are categorized by their products, ingenuity, ethics, how they treat their employees etc…
The Toolbox is the beginning of what will inevitably become- probably the world’s largest list of dooshbags- and it will all be available to you write here on our fully integrated platform of News, Data and analytics.
Why? who knows? who fucking cares? I don’t even know why I’m (to say this as humbly as I possibly can) I’m kind of the big swinging dick around here. Bottom line- We need YOU to help US expand this list! So- whomever you think belongs on it … albeit Richard Grieco, Eric Estrada, Chris Angel, the “Shamwow!” guy etc? Please let us know! I have a firm in India keeping it all up to date and putting all those stinky poopie fingers to work is costing me a small fortune.
Nonebrities- A Nonebrity is 1. A pointless media figure who would love to rise up high enough to scrape on to the bottom end of the D-list.
2. “Z-list celebrities” or “nonebrities” who have done nothing to warrant their newfound fame.
This is why reality TV sucks
Corporate Motive, Product Placement, first off its a misnomer due to Unreal environments, scripting, editing and restating. There is also an underlying Corporate Motive- writers for reality television do not receive union pay-scale compensation and union representation, which significantly decreases expenditures for producers and broadcasters. Networks can also rake in from various instances of Product Placement throughout the broadcasts. And thats all fine. I get it- its bidniss, but its the A-hole Nonebrities I can’t stand. Some would make the point that they like to watch it for the Spectacle of humiliation. However, when you see tools like the desperate housewives and tools from shows like the Hills- one can only conclude that there is a motive to create a starlike envy- artificially. And the nonebrities on this show- think they are actually being envied.
Come on really do the bitches from the real housewives have any more money than the rest of us? Whoa! 3rd avenue highrise. Give me a fucking break.. When your 50 years old, live in New York and don’t live mediocre- your doing something wrong anyways. And yes- I am saying these bitches are mediocre.
Further more, the following may be redundant to point out- that is unless your stupid or like 80 years old (also redundant as the the later goes hand in hand with the first); the following in itself should be self evident. I like to say self evident, because its less controversial to say than no brainer or the like. ha huh ha ha ha- thats funny, because its offensive- te he he heh- Anyway….
REALITY IS A MISNOMER
Irene McGee, a castmember on the 1998 The Real World Seattle, has done public speaking tours about the negative and misleading aspects of reality TV. To that I say move on- get a fucking life.
Unreal Environments
In competition-based programs such as Big Brother and Survivor, and other special living environment shows like The Real World, the producers design the format of the show and control the day-to-day activities and the environment, creating a completely fabricated world in which the competition plays out. Producers specifically select the participants and use carefully designed scenarios, challenges, events, and settings to encourage particular behaviors and conflicts.
Misleading editing
In 2004, VH1 aired a program called Reality TV Secrets Revealed detailed various misleading tricks of reality TV producers. Various reality shows have admittedly combined audio and video from different times, or from different sets of footage, to create an artificial illusion of time chronology that did not occur, and a misportrayal of participant behaviors and actions.
Restaging
According to VH1’s Reality TV Secrets Revealed, the shows The Restaurant and Survivor had at times recreated incidents that had actually occurred but were not properly recorded by cameras to the required technical standard, or had not been recorded at all. In order to get the footage, the event was restaged for the cameras.
Premeditated Scripting and Acting
Reality television shows have faced speculation that the participants themselves are involved in fakery, acting out. Some participants of reality shows have also stated afterwards that they altered their behavior to appear more crazy or emotional in order to get more camera time.
Misleading Premise
During the airing of the first season of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, I’d hit that shit) in which a group of both men and women vied for the heart of Tila Tequila, there were rumors that its star was not only heterosexual but had a boyfriend already. The show’s winner, claimed that he never saw Ms. Tequila again after the show finished taping, and that he was never even given her phone number.
Music that SUCKS!
This lists every type of shitty music. we are doing our best to pair it up with examples that most likely fit the genre. For example- I like Wilco- yet some would say Wilco has some country music tendencies, but never the less- I hat country music, but can see why they can be paired in that taxonomy. Its kind of like when you take a standardized test, for example, like when it asks you what your race is although I love Asians I can’t say I am Asian on a standardized test. Never the less, they would figure that out pretty quickly by the time they got to correcting the Math section. I don’t care for math very much- but I love Asian women- in general.
Does that make sense to you?
If it doesn’t- perhaps college isn’t the best option for you. That is unless you retard your way in- and thats fine too. After all everyone should have the right to be a doctor- even stupid people.
