Nonebrities

Nonebrities- A Nonebrity is 1. A pointless media figure who would love to rise up high enough to scrape on to the bottom end of the D-list.

2. “Z-list celebrities” or “nonebrities” who have done nothing to warrant their newfound fame.

This is why reality TV sucks

Corporate Motive, Product Placement,  first off its a misnomer due to Unreal environments, scripting, editing and restating. There is also an underlying Corporate Motive- writers for reality television do not receive union pay-scale compensation and union representation, which significantly decreases expenditures for producers and broadcasters.  Networks can also rake in from various instances of Product Placement throughout the broadcasts.  And thats all fine.  I get it- its bidniss, but its the A-hole Nonebrities I can’t stand.  Some would make the point that they like to watch it for the Spectacle of humiliation.  However, when you see tools like the desperate housewives and tools from shows like the Hills- one can only conclude that there is a motive to create a starlike envy- artificially.  And the nonebrities on this show- think they are actually being envied.

Come on really do the bitches from the real housewives have any more money than the rest of us?   Whoa!  3rd avenue highrise.  Give me a fucking break..  When your 50 years old, live in New York and don’t live mediocre- your doing something wrong anyways. And yes- I am saying these bitches are mediocre.

Further more, the following may be redundant to point out- that is unless your stupid or like 80 years old (also redundant as the the later goes hand in hand with the first); the following in itself should be self evident.  I like to say self evident, because its less controversial to say than no brainer or the like.  ha huh ha ha ha- thats funny, because its offensive- te he he heh- Anyway….

REALITY IS A MISNOMER

Irene McGee, a castmember on the 1998 The Real World Seattle, has done public speaking tours about the negative and misleading aspects of reality TV.  To that I say move on- get a fucking life.

Unreal Environments

In competition-based programs such as Big Brother and Survivor, and other special living environment shows like The Real World, the producers design the format of the show and control the day-to-day activities and the environment, creating a completely fabricated world in which the competition plays out. Producers specifically select the participants and use carefully designed scenarios, challenges, events, and settings to encourage particular behaviors and conflicts.

Misleading editing

In 2004, VH1 aired a program called Reality TV Secrets Revealed detailed various misleading tricks of reality TV producers. Various reality shows  have admittedly  combined audio and video from different times, or from different sets of footage, to create an artificial illusion of time chronology that did not occur, and a misportrayal of participant behaviors and actions.

Restaging

According to VH1’s Reality TV Secrets Revealed, the shows The Restaurant and Survivor had at times recreated incidents that had actually occurred but were not properly recorded by cameras to the required technical standard, or had not been recorded at all. In order to get the footage, the event was restaged for the cameras.

Premeditated Scripting and Acting

Reality television shows have faced speculation that the participants themselves are involved in fakery, acting out.  Some participants of reality shows have also stated afterwards that they altered their behavior to appear more crazy or emotional in order to get more camera time.

Misleading Premise

During the airing of the first season of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, I’d hit that shit) in which a group of both men and women vied for the heart of Tila Tequila, there were rumors that its star was not only heterosexual but had a boyfriend already. The show’s winner,  claimed that he never saw Ms. Tequila again after the show finished taping, and that he was never even given her phone number.

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