anti MKTG
‘yeah, that SUCKS!’ is the first anti marketing, anti PR, SEO and SEM firm in the world.
It is our goal to be the ultimate source for consumer awareness, protection and revenge and we are fully committed to draw negative exposure to any entity that fails to meet our own internal standards of competence, ethics, fairness, ingenuity, productivity, follow through, and or general market place behavior- by placing our findings at the top of search engine results.
There are Millions of searches performed on the Internet daily for products and services of every sort- the majority of which are indeed provided by legitimate entities. Never the less, instances often occur where consumers will become dissatisfied or even feel swindled by an entity that they claim failed to meet their expectations. Our understandings of SEO, SEM, ROI, and Analytics, search engine algorithms and robots and the various ways they operate are totally in front of the curve. Having a solid grasp of these protocols is also easy for us. Then again we are also smarter, better looking and substantially cooler than the rest of the population. Further more- as we remain on top of these and any other protocols. We will remain ahead of any entity that makes it on our suck list- keeping them there.
Unlike the Better Business Bureau, this site doesn’t keep any of its findings sealed and unlike ‘Rip Off Report’; I don’t allow for any dissatisfied consumer free reign over the network. After all, demands and expectations of certain consumers can often at times be completely unreasonable- creating an anachronistic and completely counter-productive web environment subject to a barrage of lawsuits.
This service will be ever evolving and adaptive to the needs of the millions that will come to rely on the factual reporting, comprehensive data and analysis of this site. The benefits of having this all on one integrated platform yields consistency as this site evolves to be the go to source for all smart consumers doing a little front end due diligence before making a purchase or buying into- anything.