Paper Tongues – Ride To California
I just got an email from some douche bag by the name of Ben Berkman. Ben Berkman is a douche bag for two reasons. The first- he sent me an email with the subject line ‘are you along for the ride?’ by this abomination of a band called paper tonges. and let me be the first to say that these guys are a bunch of posers. of course- you can tell by just looking at their press photo. I mean- seriously a couple of the guys have sunglasses on. I’ll get to more bashing of them in a second. But- as people- I will say that I have nothing against them and they are probably all cool guys to hang out with. Further more- for me to bash or hate on them for their overnight success would make me a hippocrite. I was in a “put together/ shop to the labels band- all about looks opposed to talent” type situation abut 4 or 5 years ago. In all fairness to paper tongues- their overnight success runs circles around mine- “in the poser band arena anyway”.
Ok back to the bashing. Ben Berkman- is a douche for not only sending me this bull shit, but by being a part of the over campaign as well. In all likelihood- Ben Berkman is either a record executive or the intern at the major that sent me this. Either way- with a name like Berkman- we can all conclude that Mr. Berkman wasn’t necessarily hawking records out of his trunk, touring or sending a Jamie Widder type report to earn any type of cred whatsoever. Anyway- the below link which will take you to the actual link of the “new hit song” that many of you will probably actually like is below.
Paper Tongues – Ride To California.
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Iron Mike hamilton
