yeah, that SUCKS!

An airliner that flies between two high-tech cities. It is likely that the majority of the passengers will be nerds.

I’m taking the Nerd Bird from Austin to San Jose.

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To sum up a discussion composed largely of useless bullshit.

Person 1: "Tell me how the staff meeting went."

Person 2: "Allow me to recrap…"

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an acceptable level of intoxication for business situations.

#1 There was an open bar but my boss was there so I could only get business buzzed.

# 2 We were slammed with TPS reports so we decided to crack open a couple beers and get business buzzed.

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The emptiness you feel in your stomach in the middle of the night, usually while watching commercials for pizza or Burger King.

Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?

Guy #2: Ughh man, I was watching this movie on TV, and then a Burger King commercial came on for the Whopper JR. I realized I totally had the midnight munchies and I just had to get 50 of them things.

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When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.

"I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."

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to fall while skiing or snowboarding and leaving a trail of gear behind them

that two-planker is having a yardsale down there

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To unintentionally demean one’s self. To unthinkingly place one’s self in an unflattering light.

People who minimize their genius are self-deprecating. People who eulogize their ignorance are self-defecating.

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Photoshopped; manipulated with an image editor

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

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An internet holiday on every third of March. You refer to yourself in the third person.

Say your name was John.

"John is celebrating Talk in Third Person Day."

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When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.

Tomo: How was the party last night?

Anuj: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning feeling like P. Diddy.

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